Gifts

Yellow egg door hanger featuring magnolia flower design. Measures 19 inches, 24 inches with ribbon.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

The good doctor is in. Dr John door hanger measures 21 inches. It's printed on durable PVC board which is waterproof and fade proof. *Note this door hanger sparkles with glitter!

IDK. IDC. IDGAF.

Happy easter egg door hanger. Waterproof and fade proof printed on a plastic board and ready to hang either inside or outside. Door hanger measures 14.9" wide x 19" tall x 1/4" thick. Hangs approximately 23" tall with ribbon.

Easter lily door hanger in the shape of the cross. Waterproof and fade proof printed on a plastic board. Door hanger measures 15.5 inches wide x 19.45 inches tall x 1/4 inches thick. Hangs approximately 23 inches tall with ribbon.

100% cotton tote with double shotgun house screen print. Colors will vary. Size is 14.75 inches by 15.75 inches.

Smart enough to know better. Dumb enough to do it anyway. Measures 3 inches by 2 inches.

I'm just impressed by how ugly I'm willing to look in public these days. Measures 3.75 by 1.75 on a split ring.

Badass mom beaded pouch in the shape of a heart. Zip Closure.

Mouse ears treats beaded earrings. Measures 3 inches from top to bottom. Disney-lover must have!

Back that ass up duck and frog sticker. Measures 4 inches by 3.5 inches.

Your auntie needs another top-off.

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring new head coach Dennis Allen.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed.

New Orleans Tube Socks with a Mardi Gras Stripe. Fits most US Men's sizes 5-12 and US Women's sizes 6-12

As for me and my house, we leave the knife in the box. King Cake 24:7
Measures 24" by 6"

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.

Purple, green, and gold striped parade tee door hanger. Waterproof and fade proof printed on a plastic board and ready to hang. Door hanger measures 16.5" wide x 18" tall x 1/4" thick. Hangs approximately 20" tall with ribbon.

Mardi gras glitter sneakers in purple, green, and gold.

Marching boot door hanger comes ready to hang on a yellow ribbon.

King cake calories don't count!