Gifts

We have the perfect (pocket sized) tool!

Pen set inspired by Taylor Swift Midnights.

Lil Wayne door hanger.

He. Him. She. Her. They. Them. Y'all. Cher. Not just for Pride, but for always.

Voodoo doll magnet.

Say YES to this dress.

It's about damn time for you to snag yourself a Lizzo inspired notepad.

Blue alligator socks. Embroidered streetcar logo. US men's shoe sizes: 5-12 & US women's shoe sizes: 6-12. Highest quality combed cotton, nylon, and spandex.

Function meets true style with our this bag.

Bachelorette ring foam finger is perfect for bachelorette parties and a girls night out. 

Beignet teether and bath toy.

Mickey Mouse inspired beignet stud earrings.

Hand stamped designs on vintage style towels.

Taylor Swift inspired Swiftie sequin purse strap.

Petty AF ribbon sticker.

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much.

Start your engines and get that pretty little foot on the gas. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated. 100% cotton

It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Beignets and booze before I do's

Stay positive shark attack magnet.