Footwear

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Yes , girl, yes!

I'll behave never ankle socks.

Black leggings with purple, green, and gold studded details down the side of each leg.

Mardi Gras fried chicken socks.

New Orleans Pelicans socks

Mardi Gras marching boot socks in black.

Mardi Gras marching boot socks in purple.

Mardi Gras majorette marching boots in toddler sizes.

Good golly miss Dolly!

Airplane socks. Embroidered streetcar logo. US men's shoe sizes: 5-12 & US women's shoe sizes: 6-12. Highest quality combed cotton, nylon, and spandex.

When the alternative is half-naked cherubs playing a harp all day, hell doesn’t sound too bad.

Cheer Dad.

I'm not a regular bitch, I'm a classy bitch.

Stay golden, girls!

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me.

Every parent knows the psychological pain of losing your peace and quiet. Blame the tiny humans for your loss of sanity with these hilarious socks. Men 6 – 11 & Women 7.5 – 12 Made of 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Well la-di-da, aren't you just radiant?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 47% nylon;1% spandex.

My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.