Collection

NOLA tile dangle earrings with rhinestone accents.

Fleurty Girl logo green rain poncho.

Function meets true style with our this bag.

Purple instrument romper by Queen of Sparkles is perfect for the Fest time of the year!

Bachelorette ring foam finger is perfect for bachelorette parties and a girls night out. 

LV special edition pouch with snap front and leather wristlet.

Beignet teether and bath toy.

Dainty beignet stud earrings.

Mickey Mouse inspired beignet stud earrings.

Hand stamped designs on vintage style towels.

Taylor Swift inspired Swiftie sequin purse strap.

Petty AF ribbon sticker.

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much.

Start your engines and get that pretty little foot on the gas. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated. 100% cotton

It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Beignets and booze before I do's

Stay positive shark attack magnet.

I just want to be as happy as I was when my teacher rolled a TV cart into the classroom.