Asshole repellent. Just kidding. It's a 2oz spray bottle of buttercream scented hand sanitizer.
Well, it's only natural that you should get a soap. You were first, right?
Soap for The Middle Child. Rubber cement scented. Soap that smells great and hopefully make you laugh! Soaps are handmade, so no two soaps look exactly alike. Expect some deviation! 6 oz.
We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We kno
Hairball much?
Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairball
Smells like drool.
But you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked in bed with me right now. And we're wearing matching dog bo
Smells like sink bathing and dry shampoo! Berry champagne scent. Net Weight: 6 oz. Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
Smells like major entertainment! Forever 21 lip gloss scented. Net Weight: 6 oz. Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
Smells like hair of the dog! Bloody Mary scented. Net Weight: 6 oz. Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
Smells like 2017! Fireball shot scented. Net Weight: 6 oz. Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
Locally made hand and foot scrub made with pumice and sugar scrubs away dead skin, dirt, and grime, and removes seafood smells! Lemon scented. 10 ounces. Ingredients: Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, D