Collection

When the alternative is half-naked cherubs playing a harp all day, hell doesn’t sound too bad.

Dog person

Go to hell

She loved interesting conversations and also silence.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me.

I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner broke. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

100% cotton tote with double shotgun house screen print. Colors will vary. Size is 14.75 inches by 15.75 inches.

Mouse ears treats beaded earrings. Measures 3 inches from top to bottom. Disney-lover must have!

Back that ass up duck and frog sticker. Measures 4 inches by 3.5 inches.

The perfect earrings for the parade route. Dainty marching boot studs.

Beaded king cake earrings with jester hats.

Take a little Tony's everywhere you go.

Crawfish dangle earrings beaded in purple, green, and gold.

Mardi gras glitter sneakers in purple, green, and gold.

Purple, green, and gold glitter acrylic icons. Each set includes Mardi Gras mask, crown, and fleur de lis.

Mardi Gras on the avenue. Streetcar in purple, green, and gold. Available in unisex sizes only.

Beaded crawfish earrings in purple, green, and gold.

Paci-Plushies® characters are machine washable and include a Nookums® brand pacifier. They're BPA and Phthalate free.

1.12" x 1.5" Acrylic charm with sterling silver earring hook and silicon backer

You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now. Pouch comes complete with zip closure.

Mardi Gras lumbar pillow.