When the alternative is half-naked cherubs playing a harp all day, hell doesn’t sound too bad.
Every parent knows the psychological pain of losing your peace and quiet. Blame the tiny humans for your loss of sanity with these hilarious socks. Men 6 – 11 & Women 7.5 – 12 Made of 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
These are the socks for him. And also, I'll take him when you're done with him. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 3% spandex.
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.
You can't choose your family but you can choose your chosen family which is, I guess, what makes it your chosen family so that's cool. Anyway, you can give this sock to those people. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 1% spandex.
You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.
Well la-di-da, aren't you just radiant?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 47% nylon;1% spandex.
My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Sometimes a non-complement complement is the most complement-y complement to complement. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.
I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Knock 'em out, roll 'em up! Wait, what am I telling you for? You already know what to do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Move over! Make way! Coming through! Get ready! Ooooooh, shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
Streetcars and fleur de lis in purple, green, and gold.
Mardi Gras socks. Embroidered streetcar logo. US men's shoe sizes: 5-12 & US women's shoe sizes: 6-12. Highest quality combed cotton, nylon, and spandex.
That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
