Socks

When the alternative is half-naked cherubs playing a harp all day, hell doesn’t sound too bad.

Cheer Dad.

I'm not a regular bitch, I'm a classy bitch.

Stay golden, girls!

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me.

Every parent knows the psychological pain of losing your peace and quiet. Blame the tiny humans for your loss of sanity with these hilarious socks. Men 6 – 11 & Women 7.5 – 12 Made of 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Well la-di-da, aren't you just radiant?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 47% nylon;1% spandex.

My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Knock 'em out, roll 'em up! Wait, what am I telling you for? You already know what to do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Move over! Make way! Coming through! Get ready! Ooooooh, shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

New Orleans Tube Socks with a Mardi Gras Stripe. Fits most US Men's sizes 5-12 and US Women's sizes 6-12

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 31% nylon; 2% spandex.

Red Light. Green Light. Hurry up and snag some Squid Game socks!

Fleurty Girl exclusive Bay St Louis socks. Embroidered streetcar logo. US men's shoe sizes: 5-12 & US women's shoe sizes: 6-12. Highest quality combed cotton, nylon, and spandex.

Wore my big girl socks today. Bring it!

What can I say? I contain multitudes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.