Blue Q

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope.

Mmmm, breathe it in.

How do I love thee?

We had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began.

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt.

Life's truest and omnipresent dilemma.

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much.

Start your engines and get that pretty little foot on the gas. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated. 100% cotton

It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Do the habitats of zebras overlap with ideal strawberry-growing conditions?

Yes , girl, yes!

I'll behave never ankle socks.

It's important to have a bucket list.

Your feelings taste like a bucket of fried chicken and I'm into it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me.

I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner broke. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w