I am going to track down this inspirational, truth-speaking, stripe-loving lady.
Your feelings taste like a bucket of fried chicken and I'm into it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a pink octopus with long lashes. But this was a very progressive soda fountain. Flavored with watermelon and tangerine. .3 oz./8.5 g
If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 28"h x 21"w
I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner broke. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
These are the socks for him. And also, I'll take him when you're done with him. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 3% spandex.
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.
You can't choose your family but you can choose your chosen family which is, I guess, what makes it your chosen family so that's cool. Anyway, you can give this sock to those people. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 1% spandex.
You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.
Well la-di-da, aren't you just radiant?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 47% nylon;1% spandex.
My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Did you know that a family of Peacocks is called a "bevy"? Yeah, neither did I until I googled it. Fruit punch with lime. .3 oz./8.5 g
Sometimes a non-complement complement is the most complement-y complement to complement. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.
I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Knock 'em out, roll 'em up! Wait, what am I telling you for? You already know what to do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Move over! Make way! Coming through! Get ready! Ooooooh, shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
