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Blue Q Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Socks

Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Socks

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.
$13.00
Blue Q Blue Q Blackberry Honey Lip Balm

Blue Q Blackberry Honey Lip Balm

A lullaby for your lips - sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Shit. You can quote us on that. 0.3 oz./8.5 g
$6.99
Blue Q Blue Q Fuck, I Love Cheese Towel

Blue Q Fuck, I Love Cheese Towel

I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the des
$13.00
Blue Q Blue Q Make It a Double Towel

Blue Q Make It a Double Towel

Or a triple. Or maybe two doubles? It's been a day, man. It's been a day. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
$13.00
Blue Q Blue Q One More Episode Socks

Blue Q One More Episode Socks

Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Badass Archer Socks

Blue Q Badass Archer Socks

All those dart games at the bar have really paid off, huh? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Love My Asshole Kids Socks

Blue Q Love My Asshole Kids Socks

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

Blue Q Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
$12.00
Blue Q Blue Q Go Away Introverting Socks

Blue Q Go Away Introverting Socks

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Lazy Ass Towel

Blue Q Lazy Ass Towel

It's not that you're lazier than others, exactly... it's just that you do it with a shit-ton of panache. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
$13.00
Blue Q Blue Q Safe Word Is Takeout Towel

Blue Q Safe Word Is Takeout Towel

I know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. I'm just saying that it's more universal than you might think. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached c
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Low Blood Sugar Towel

Blue Q Low Blood Sugar Towel

Don't look at me, I'm a monster. But, like, feed me all the donuts please and thank you. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
$13.00
Blue Q Blue Q Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

Blue Q Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
$12.00
Blue Q Blue Q Your Turn to Clean Towel

Blue Q Your Turn to Clean Towel

Hey, as long as someone else is doing the cooking, it's all good. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q My Dog Is Cool Socks

Blue Q My Dog Is Cool Socks

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Normal Was Boring Socks

Blue Q Normal Was Boring Socks

It's so much better, out here in nature, hanging out with this cute little turtle, just leaning into being me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Cluster Fuck Towel

Blue Q Cluster Fuck Towel

This beautiful mess is an original creation of which I'm very proud. Mostly. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q I Go All the Way Towel

Blue Q I Go All the Way Towel

I never back down from a challenge. Ask any of my friends. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Me When My Song Comes On Towel

Blue Q Me When My Song Comes On Towel

Oh, sorry. Was I supposed to be cleaning? I guess I got distracted. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Fucking Pizza Towel

Blue Q Fucking Pizza Towel

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Chill Pills Gum

Blue Q Chill Pills Gum

Looks like it's your lucky day, because they do and you can! But you need to know someone. Do you know someone? 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box.
$2.00
Blue Q Blue Q Gave a Fuck Socks

Blue Q Gave a Fuck Socks

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Never did I ever give TWO Fucks. That's too far! Anyway, I'm over all that now. Onward! Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 3% spandex.
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Go Away Towel

Blue Q Go Away Towel

Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of those magnum bottles of wine. In that case, I'm sorry, but you're in it for the long haul. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
$10.00
Blue Q Blue Q Eat That Banana Towel

Blue Q Eat That Banana Towel

Listen, it's not you. It's the banana. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
$10.00
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